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Next Stop, Uranus T-shirt
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Live, Laugh, Probe T-shirt
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Stay Rooted T-shirt
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Explore Our Curated Collections!
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Astronauts & Explorers
Gear up for your next great adventure among the stars.
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Extraterrestrial Essentials
Your ultimate alien wardrobe upgrade is waiting.
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Galaxy Originals
This is Cosmic Couture like none other!
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(Space)Ships & Giggles
Orbit your way to laughs with shirts that don’t take themselves too...

QUALITY
Cosmic Craftsmanship
Every Syzygy tee starts on Earth but is built for the stars. Built on premium ringspun cotton crews that arrive pre-shrunk for zero warp-drive surprises. Solid colors are 100% cotton while heather hues blend in a hint of poly stardust for extra softness. A high-stitch-density knit gives our 2–4-color screen prints planet-sharp edges, and rib collars plus taped shoulders keep seams true for light-years. Certified low-impact dyes and responsibly sourced cotton let you suit up sustainably for every mission.

MYSTERY
Secrets in Every Stitch
Scan a Syzygy graphic and you’ll notice it never shows its full hand at first glance. Tilt the print, follow the coordinates, or hit it with a UV torch and secret constellations, binary messages, or mischievous UFO silhouettes flicker into view. We design our art like a cosmic treasure map—rewarding curiosity and inviting you to join the hunt for meaning. The universe is more fun when it whispers back; collect them all and your wardrobe becomes a living star chart.

ADVENTURE
Wear the Wonder
From late-night stargazing on dusty desert roads to surprise cryptid hunts in misty forests, our tees spark curiosity wherever you roam. Bold vintage palettes, playful micro-details, and story-driven graphics turn ordinary encounters into cosmic conversations—suddenly strangers trade UFO sightings and sci-fi quotes. Each purchase fuels our next strange idea, helping us chase folklore, physics, and fun across the galaxy. Zip up your suit, grab a flashlight (or a probe if that's your thing...), and let wonder tag along on every adventure, because the universe is too vast to explore in plain tees.

SERVICE
Stellar Service, Earthly Speed
Orders shouldn’t feel like rocket science—unless you want them to. We print each tee on demand within two to three Earth days, slip it into a compostable mailer, and hand it off to tracked shipping that moves at warp-factor speed. Real-time alerts keep you in the loop from launch to landing, and if a meteor ever hits your package, Mission Control is on standby 24/7 at support@syzygysupply.com. Fast, transparent, and human, plus a satisfaction guarantee that lets you exchange or return without leaving orbit.
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FAQ
What is Syzygy? (And how do you even say that? 🤔)
It’s pronounced /ˈsɪzɪdʒi/—kind of like “SIZZ-uh-jee.” Syzygy is your cosmic connection to out-of-this-world apparel. 🚀 We create designs that range from cheeky and clever 😏 to bold, adventurous, and downright stellar 🌟—perfect for cosmic explorers of all kinds. Wondering what a "syzygy" even is? It’s an astronomical alignment of three celestial bodies, like the sun, moon, and Earth during an eclipse 🌑. For a fun explanation, check out Bill Nye's take on syzygy.
What locations do you ship to?
We currently ship across the United States 🇺🇸, from coast to coast and everywhere in between. International shipping is coming soon 🌍—so stay tuned, your wardrobe’s about to go intergalactic! ✨
How long will it take to receive my order?
Our orders are printed on-demand, which means we need 2–3 business days to process your order before it blasts off 🚀. After that, delivery typically takes 2–5 business days 🌠, depending on your location. Think of it like space travel—precision takes time! ⏳
Will I receive a tracking number for my order?
Absolutely! ✅ As soon as your order is ready for launch, we’ll send you a tracking number via email 📧 so you can monitor its journey across the cosmos 🌌 (or at least across the country).
What fabrics are used in your products?
Our tees are crafted from Earth-grown 🌱, ethically sourced US cotton with just a touch of stardust ✨ (aka polyester) for durability. Here’s the cosmic blend:
- 🪐 Heather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester
- 🌕 Sport Grey & Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- 🌑 Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Plus, we use water-based inks 💧 that are vegan (and alien) friendly 👽.
How do I care for my Syzygy apparel?
To keep your gear looking galaxy-fresh 🌌:
- 🌀 Machine wash at low heat, inside-out, with similar colors
- 🚫 Avoid bleach (use non-chlorine bleach if necessary)
- 💨 Skip the fabric softeners
- ☄️ Tumble dry on low or hang-dry for longer life
- 🛸 Cool iron inside-out—don’t iron directly on the print
- ❌ Do not dry clean
Simple steps for apparel that’s light-years ahead.
Do you accept returns/exchanges?
Something not quite right with your order? No worries! 🚀 We offer free and easy returns. Just reach out to us, and we’ll get you back to stellar satisfaction 🌟 in no time. No abductions required. 👽✨
What if my order arrives damaged or incorrect?
If your order lands with an unexpected twist 🌠—damaged or not quite right—contact us at support@syzygysupply.com. 📧 We’ll make it right, faster than you can say “extraterrestrial.” 👾
Can I cancel or modify my order after placing it?
While we can’t cancel orders once they’ve launched 🚀, if you catch us before your order enters hyperspace (aka full production), we may be able to make adjustments! 🛠️ Just reach out as soon as possible at support@syzygysupply.com. Our mission? Making sure you’re over the moon 🌙 with your order.