Collection: Staff Picks
Every orbit has its brightest stars. Our Staff Picks bring together our bestsellers and cosmic favorites—the t-shirts we can’t stop wearing ourselves. From interstellar icons to cult cryptid tees to funny jokes about Uranus, this collection is your shortcut to the greatest hits of the Syzygy universe. Curated by us, approved by the cosmos (and Mothman).
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Next Stop, Uranus T-shirt
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I'd Probe That T-shirt
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Beneath the Surface T-shirt
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I Saw Uranus T-shirt
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Astro-naughty T-shirt
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Nazca Navigator T-shirt
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Cosmic Fetch T-shirt
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Thin Green Line T-shirt
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Everyone is an Alien Somewhere T-shirt
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Mars Needs Cuteness T-shirt
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Petroglyphia T-shirt
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Just Here to Bang T-shirt
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Nebula Nyan T-shirt
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Gravity Grip T-shirt
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Nayzak T-shirt
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Cosmic Gaze T-shirt
Regular price $32.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$44.99 USDSale price $32.99 USDSale