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Not All Who Wander T-shirt

Not All Who Wander T-shirt

For the drifters tuned to extraterrestrial frequencies, this tee is equal parts compass and calling card. Slip it on, aim your scope skyward, and let the universe know you’re not lost—you’re simply scanning horizons for something wonderfully weird. Adventure answers those who broadcast in stardust.

Regular price $32.99 USD
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Color: Dark Chocolate
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Highest-Quality Fabrics

Crafted from the finest cosmic threads, our unisex tees are crease-resistant and made with pre-shrunk 100% cotton for solid colors, with heather and sports grey featuring a touch of stardust (polyester). With durable twill-taped shoulders, ribbed collars to prevent curling, and no side seams, these shirts offer stellar comfort and longevity. Made with ethically Earth-grown US cotton and certified for quality and sustainability, they’re ready for any space adventure. 👨‍🚀🌌

🐙 Water-based Inks

🌿 Vegan (& Alien) Friendly

👕 Fabric blends:

  • Heather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester;
  • Sport Grey and Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester,
  • Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

All Orders Ship in 5 - 8 Business Days

We're a small business, and after lessons learned in Roswell, we need to give your shipment a few days to safely enter Earth's orbit. 🛸 We offer simple, tiered-rate shipping and FREE shipping for all domestic orders over $75. Please refer to our shipping policy for full details.

Returns are Free & Easy

Something wrong with your order? No worries! We'll get you back to stellar satisfaction in no time. 🌟🌟 Check our return policy for more info!

Satisfaction Guaranteed

Rest assured, our products come with a universal seal of approval. If you're not completely satisfied, we'll make it right—no abductions required👽👽 We await your contact at support@syzygysupply.com.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash at a low heat.
  • Wash garments inside-out, with similar colors.
  • Avoid using bleach. Use non-chlorine bleach if necessary.
  • Do not use fabric softeners.
  • Tumble dry on a low cycle. Hang-dry for longer life.
  • Cool iron inside-out. Do not iron directly on the print.
  • Do not dry clean