Wake Me Up When Disclosure Happens T-shirt
Wake Me Up When Disclosure Happens T-shirt
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The signal keeps getting louder. Somewhere between Disclosure Day chatter, leaked files, late-night hearings, and one too many saucer sightings, rest became the only rational response. Wake them when the sky opens, the archives drop, and the visitors finally stop pretending.

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Highest-Quality Fabrics
Crafted from the finest cosmic threads, our unisex tees are crease-resistant and made with pre-shrunk 100% Earth-grown cotton for solid colors, with heather and sports grey featuring a touch of stardust (polyester). With durable twill-taped shoulders, ribbed collars to prevent curling, and no side seams, these shirts offer stellar comfort and longevity. Made with ethically Earth-grown US cotton and certified for quality and sustainability, they’re ready for any space adventure. 👨🚀🌌
🐙 Water-based Inks
🌿 Vegan (& Alien) Friendly
👕 Fabric blends:
- Solid colors: 100% Earth-grown, ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester;
- Sport Grey and Antique colors: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester,
- Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
All Orders Ship in 5 - 8 Business Days
We're a small business, and after lessons learned in Roswell, we need to give your shipment a few days to safely enter Earth's orbit. 🛸 We offer simple, tiered-rate shipping and FREE shipping for all domestic orders over $75. Please refer to our shipping policy for full details.
Returns are Free & Easy
Something wrong with your order? No worries! We'll get you back to stellar satisfaction in no time. 🌟🌟 Check our return policy for more info!
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Rest assured, our products come with a universal seal of approval. If you're not completely satisfied, we'll make it right—no abductions required👽👽 We await your contact at support@syzygysupply.com.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash at a low heat.
- Wash garments inside-out, with similar colors.
- Avoid using bleach. Use non-chlorine bleach if necessary.
- Do not use fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry on a low cycle. Hang-dry for longer life.
- Cool iron inside-out. Do not iron directly on the print.
- Do not dry clean